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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>hi my name’s jade, i’m 20 and my favourite things are adventure time, cats and sex (but not all at the same time). my blog is NSFW so if you’re under 18 go away.</description><title>oh my glob</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @enloquecerse)</generator><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>
BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77c3e6ec4d82317f0de55d22b130be9e/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/137c3ffa5639e5e0a0d98c3eaf2f7ab2/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46c776a1fa99c3e94a057c85c4e1b4a4/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7c6332fb572527dbbc567dcd55dbf2c/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50945658502</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50945658502</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 00:47:39 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://z1c.tumblr.com/post/50787549973/being-20-on-tumblr"&gt;z1c&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;being 20+ on tumblr&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d2568ddbc1c1e02b6c97318623fbcadd/tumblr_inline_mn131peHog1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50943788247</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50943788247</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 00:23:11 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>urbancatfitters:

im getting real tired of not being cool and rich</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://urbancatfitters.tumblr.com/post/48799350618/im-getting-real-tired-of-not-being-cool-and-rich" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;urbancatfitters&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;im getting real tired of not being cool and rich&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50937048704</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50937048704</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:56:01 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/927bb14f721be53ddfcbf77e2727a851/tumblr_mk4pruMUpu1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50936628801</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50936628801</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:50:39 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>ambassador-of-anguish:


shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ambassador-of-anguish.tumblr.com/post/50847013778/shouldertappingghosts-if-i-was-a-famous-author"&gt;ambassador-of-anguish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shouldertappingghosts.tumblr.com/post/50846953756/if-i-was-a-famous-author-i-would-publish-a-book"&gt;shouldertappingghosts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. T&lt;span&gt;hen when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is perfect.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50936481969</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50936481969</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:48:46 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/176df6d25cf7fb961bb150554b10b441/tumblr_mlmz7wRVF61r4ro7yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50934353750</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50934353750</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:21:58 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/771124f85624b0eff7dff1dbf483d0e5/tumblr_mmr9xp19o11rnqolfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50931474643</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50931474643</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:43 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>c4rcinogencrush:


If you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://c4rcinogencrush.tumblr.com/post/48176782075"&gt;c4rcinogencrush&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50929176833</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50929176833</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:16:17 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>glamydia:

thorki:

dysexila:

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0tm6CCVr1qza3ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glamydia.tumblr.com/post/50225933462/thorki-dysexila-jennstarkid"&gt;glamydia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thorki.tumblr.com/post/50225560368/dysexila-jennstarkid-howinternet-mr"&gt;thorki&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dysexila.tumblr.com/post/50221719405/jennstarkid-howinternet-mr-krabs-is-70"&gt;dysexila&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennstarkid.tumblr.com/post/49687700296/howinternet-mr-krabs-is-70-years-old-his"&gt;jennstarkid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://howinternet.tumblr.com/post/49686130709"&gt;howinternet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;His eyes are green&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;he’s 7 inches tall&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;he weighs 5&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;his first name is Mr.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50613317052</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50613317052</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 01:09:56 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vocaroo.tumblr.com/post/30609147410/in-the-future-if-my-kids-tell-me-that-they-are-gay"&gt;vocaroo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50613120805</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50613120805</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 01:07:03 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma97v3Q9xd1qgl5swo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50611042132</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50611042132</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 00:37:44 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dc26cbdbab63196a645ed61f65e10a5/tumblr_mmnw2r4X2C1qkwx38o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50437943699</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50437943699</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 20:47:45 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cbf997be300715de94ee2aeaebb6ce4f/tumblr_mmrqogq9VC1snms5po1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50435186289</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50435186289</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 20:05:23 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ad70f56333d29abead6bbaf89622566/tumblr_mmee5zrHga1qfbln0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50434990721</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50434990721</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 20:02:16 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>ilovemesomefreakingpie:

johneggbutt:

you got yourself into...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hn8fQKuT1r1b25do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ilovemesomefreakingpie.tumblr.com/post/50229742564/johneggbutt-you-got-yourself-into-this-you"&gt;ilovemesomefreakingpie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://johneggbutt.tumblr.com/post/50143126653/you-got-yourself-into-this-you-little-shit-now-get"&gt;johneggbutt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you got yourself into this you little shit now get yourself out&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT I AM AND I DON’T REGRET IT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50434948804</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50434948804</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 20:01:39 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3dd72f92cef0981e64d6b375a43170a9/tumblr_mjes6bJNlA1qaanvgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50432301626</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50432301626</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 19:16:10 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teawithaview.tumblr.com/post/49912410134/have-you-ever-started-to-check-your-tumblr-in-the"&gt;teawithaview&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50430809629</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50430809629</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:48:47 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebbba06ee7a96fa659a36b541d3d9d8d/tumblr_mmdlp80Yfe1s6h7dco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50336504645</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50336504645</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 12:49:32 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7423141dd861f182f1c606b63627edff/tumblr_mlqa8iOXDI1rn3yyfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50336371567</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50336371567</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 12:45:36 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>daisyfairy:

in ten years time theres going to be a whole generation of emotionally unstable adults...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daisyfairy.tumblr.com/post/36075491773/in-ten-years-time-theres-going-to-be-a-whole"&gt;daisyfairy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;in ten years time theres going to be a whole generation of emotionally unstable adults with glasses and back problems who can type 100+ words per minute&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50287221644</link><guid>http://enloquecerse.tumblr.com/post/50287221644</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 21:57:05 +0100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
